Told at the right time, a pirate joke can get a laugh.
For how terrible they were back in their day, pirates sure are funny nowadays. Everyone loves to tell a pirate joke, mainly because the punchline is usually some variation on "ARRRRRrrrrgh!" Whether people like hearing pirate jokes as much as telling them is a different story. However, there are some funny pirate jokes out there or at least a few that are more likely to induce a chuckle than a wince. What follows are a handful of pirate jokes, one or two of which might be suitable if unveiled at the right occasion. So the next time you want to tell a pirate joke, hopefully you'll be able to provide something that will be on TAAARRRRrrget with your audience.
Religious
Q: What part of the Bible does a pirate like to read?
A: The part about the AAARRRRrrrrrk!
Pop Culture
Q: Who is the favorite film villain of all pirates?
A: DAAAARRrrrrth Vader!
Practical
Q: When a pirate goes shopping, what does he hunt for?
A: A baaarrrrgain!
Knock-Knock
Knock-knock.
Whose there?
Illsick.
Illsick who?
Illsick ya in Davey Jones locker if you don't let me in!
Financial
Q: Where do pirates do their banking?
A: Wells Faaarrrrrgo!
Q: How did the pirate get his ship for such a good price?
A: Because it was on sail!
Fashion
Q: Why did the pirate get a size 10 shirt?
A: Because the size 12 was too LARRRRge!
Q: What kind of socks do pirates wear?
A: AARRRgyle!
Relationships
Q: Why did the pirate couple get a divorce?
A: They kept having ARRRRguments!
