Every kid dreams of being a super hero. Capes and the ability to fly are commonplace in young imaginations. Being a superhero takes a lot of creativity. Once someone reaches this status, it is hard to take it away from them. Here are the steps to become a superhero.
Instructions
1. Find an animator or comic book writer. The best way to become a superhero is to get some great press. An ongoing storyline in a comic book serial is an excellent way to start. DC Comics and Marvel are the top players in the comic book game, but several smaller players exist.
2. Get in the gym. A big part of being a superhero is looking the part. Spend at least six days a week in the gym. Work on the major muscle groups and be sure to get some aerobic exercise in. Superheroes will have to do a lot of running.
3. Build a fan club. It is better if someone other than the hero starts this, but self promotion is also appropriate. Solicit anyone who takes an interest promoting this superhero campaign. The Internet is a great place to build a community with a website and message boards. Interest should build quickly from there.
4. Create a costume. All superheroes must have a costume. Make sure the costume consists of complimentary colors. The use of a cape is somewhat passé, but may be appropriate in some circumstances.
5. Look for trouble. Superheroes are deemed as such because they find trouble and eliminate it. Tap into police radio and stay informed on current events. Something should turn up soon.
