Look Like
a Rocker
It's no secret that even ugly rock stars get a lot of hot chicks. Nothing says cool like the irreverent style of a Rocker. But there is a method to every rock star's madness. Learn to look like a Rocker, raise your "cool quotient" and score yourself a "Perfect 10."
Instructions
1. Get inked. Every good Rocker has at few cool "tats." Snakes, skulls, demons and "I Love Mama," are all fair game. Design them yourself to give them meanings that make you seem deep and tortured. Almost every hot chick digs an artist for his suffering. Your body is a canvas and the more tattoos you get the more you certify your rock star status.
2. Poke some holes. If you want to look like a Rocker, make yourself look like a human pin cushion. Pierce your ears, nose, lip and eyebrow. If you're feeling really "Rocker-like," pierce your tongue, chin and cheek as well. Chicks dig heavy metal and not just the music. Raise your cool quotient by adorning your Rocker body with silver.
3. Dye your mane. You can't be a Rocker while sporting a normal hair color. Dye your hair a fashionable blue, purple, pink, orange or green. If your feeling like a real rock star, dye your hair a colorful combination. Look like a rock star by looking like a rainbow.
4. Try out a "Rocker-do." Wear your hair really long, grow dread locks or get a mohawk. All have served as famous rock star "dos." Whichever you choose, avoid combing it or brushing it all cost. Chicks dig a dude with messy hair. Look Rocker-cool by looking unkempt.
5. Dress like a Rock Star. Looking like a Rocker means wearing clothes that are way too small for you. Wear tight pants that are at least three sizes too small. Wear tight T-shirts with silly phrases or random advertising on them. Avoid looking styled as much as possible. Looking like a Rocker means looking like you don't care how you dress.
6. Be creative. If you want to look like a true rock star, create your own signature style. Raise your "cool quotient" and be a trend-setter instead of a trend follower. It doesn't have to be complicated to be original. Kurt Cobain did it with flannel. You can do it too. Score yourself a "Perfect 10" by being one of a kind.
